Holy hell, I gotta go +2 on that.

WOW.

Is he supposed to be drinking with those antibiotics he's on?

Last photo looks like he's achieved low earth orbit.

How did you do that ?!
+1

"Can I borrow your laces? In fact, can I just borrow your whole skate?"

Huge football fan here. So this comment is not anti-football. And, actually, I'm not a pot guy, so it's not even intended to be pro-marijuana. But, like, aren't football and the massive hits (and resulting concussions that come with it) perhaps a little more dangerous to the brain than smoking weed?

Where should we send your trophy? A +1 will simply not suffice.

Exactly. For a second she actually started to agree then caught herself when she realized I was being sarcastic. "Oh right," she said, "you're not a republican."

As soon as I heard the second language, I said (sarcastically), "OH, GREAT. THANKS, OBAMA." I forgot that one of our friends who was in attendance was a Republican. She was not amused.

This is a fucking awesome idea. I am going to take your lead, if you don't mind.

Sting? As in the singer of the Police? (I know nothing of pro wrestling.)

Flying out of DIA tomorrow morning. Gonna be looking for this. I like this very much.

I was already disgusted reading those, and then when I got down to the bottom and saw "#uiuc," my heart sank. U of I grad here.

Seems to have worked, thanks!

"history's most sullen and unearned mean mug."

"history's most sullen and unearned mean mug."

"history's most sullen and unearned mean mug."

Now 13 stars and still in the grey. Can someone explain to me how you get out of the grey? I mean, I frequently do (mostly on Gawker), but I can't seem to identify any discernible pattern or way this happens.

A lot of this advice is actually good. Like, you know, verifying shit, not getting used as a mouthpiece, not publishing unsupported opinions.