Eight stars and it's still in the grey? What the fuck is that shit?

Never contacted the police, no. Fights happen. Never even occurred to me to call the police.

A true story of some justice/balance in the universe:

My wife was telling me about this situation last night, and I was absolutely stunned (oh, and disgusted, and depressed). I mean, it seems so fucking cruel. To absolutely every single person/fetus involved.

Two exclamation points? C'mon guys, that's embarrassing.

This is PRECISELY what I was looking for, thank you!

Came here for snarky comments about Airbnb. Am very disappointed.

Right back at ya, buddy.

I'm a huge fan of the Broncos, but this is great.

As a Broncos fan, I always prefer it if the Broncos are not favored.

Phi Slama Jama, Michelle Obama

This is so fuckin' right on.

Hi, Jerry. Do you listen to Car Talk? And if so (or even if you don't) would you consider being a guest host of it? I don't work for NPR, but I've got a feeling they'd be game for it if you are.

If Russia were more like Iran, they wouldn't need these stupid anti-gay laws because there are no gays in Iran. (And surely the story about how "hotel businessman (gay)" is a top porn query from Iran is just imperialistic propaganda.)

Because there's no fucking way I'll be clicking play on that video, I just have to ask if I'm understanding this correctly: Is she PREGNANT AND EATING DIRTY DIAPERS?! 'Cause, you know, my pregnant wife does not eat cold cuts (unless they've been cooked 'til they are piping hot), sushi, sprouts, unpasteurized cheeses,…

The 'ol Tom Brady layup: it's left hanging.

+1 (or however many; it doesn't really matter anyway)

Can someone mail Ed Sherman a few boxes of Kleenex? Seems like he needs it.

"Jezebel has a piece that James Bond shouldn't be a white man anymore. Yet another person saying it's racist to have a white Bond. By the way, for the kids at home, Bond just is white but this person is arguing that maybe we should also have a black Bond. Bond is what he is and we are debating this because someone…

Laura, I totally agree with your post. But I do wonder how you know (or why you are so sure) that the man was the father. Probably because I'm a dad and my son is a toddler, I cannot imagine how in the fucking world another dad would do this. So either it's wishful thinking, or maybe it's closer to reality, but this…