Let's simplify your comment to the following: The person (presumably a father, though it may not be) has a right to take the kid to the movie, as it's legal. Well, the author of this post has the right (and the mandate by her employer, Jezebel/Gawker Media) to express her opinions. So here are two people exercising…

That's what I came to the comments for. After all these stars, I'm not sure why you're still in the grey.

You gotta BEN VEREEN-like quality, kid, I can't put my finger on it. Classic.

GUILTY!

Frustrating that neither this article nor the NYDailyNews article has a link to the full list. Also, you might note that these are the top names for NYC, not the US.

That blonde woman has quite the Canadian accent. So it MUST be a reenactment. The only Canadian who'd act like this in real life is Rob Ford.

Maggie Serota is a very well-known writer. The article makes it sound like she's a kind of unknown blogger and Kevin Smith is a huge celebrity. In reality, she's pretty hugely accomplished between her writing and the Low Times podcast.

Yeah, they set us up for that one real easy. Easier than a Romo interception.

On the plus side: Champ Bailey's back in business!

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This comment should not be in the grey. As a reward for your clever wordplay and insight, you should receive an expedited shipment of one thousand internets and a complimentary Broncos sticker.

I'm not sure I've ever read a better response than this one. You're like the Peyton Manning of rejoinders.

Fuck that. With the Broncos defense, a three-TD lead with anything more than 3 minutes left to play is just being prudent.

"Hey guys, I'm totally gonna reclaim the most-TDs-in-a-season record next year, right? Who's with me?! Up top!"

Jesus Christ, has she never seen THE HOCKEY SWEATER (aka THE SWEATER)?! May a million moths come and eat your clothes, Jamie.

All my Jezebel-reading friends say you're their favorite. I also think you rule. Television needs you. So go forth and bring us quality material that we can all veg out to. Or, maybe Calvin said it best:

Nothing is over the top...if it lands us the funding from Jezebel!

BRILLIANT. And, of course, how could I forget the Christmas special. Especially when it's pretty much Christmas.

The real question is: who should we cast as the man? Obviously Jennifer Lawrence is the mother. Meryl Streep as the doctor, duh. But as for the man, I'm torn between Paul Rudd and Joe Pesci. I think Jezebel should fund this short film.

Scene from my screenplay: "Born A Man"