ANDREW LINCOLN A.K.A. RICK FROM THE WALKING DEAD!?

This is really good advice, from start to finish. My wife and I shop at Target all the time. I may have to start preemptively drinking now, just in case. Happy Holidays!

They were nice about it in that it was quick, professional, and well, quick. They're not "nice" about it, because they're not nice about anything. They weren't nice when they arrested me (and the reason they arrested me was completely baseless), they weren't nice at any point. Nearly all of them are gruff, impatient,…

FWIW, I saw more drug use in the lockup in the span of eight hours than I did in the rest of the eight years living in Brooklyn. That doesn't excuse the procedure, but it might be a window into why they do what they do. I don't like it either, but it was incredible the amount of drugs that were still smuggled in. The…

I am not sure what is mandatory, but pretty much everyone got treated to the same thing.

"...hold up with common criminals..."

Little known fact, is that Lee Elia was only five years old when he made his infamous remarks about Cubs fans.

When she said "Why isn't THAT racist?" in reference to the guest saying that black children can feel alienated when they are surrounded by white skin (even in portrayals of fictional characters), I wanted to fucking throw up.

"I tease with my friends: "Ohhh, I don't watch figure skating anymore. It makes me angry. It makes me want to hit someone in the knee," is the running joke."

That's an appropriate image right there, given how badly the Broncos got fucking pummeled by the Chargers. (Goddamnit.)

My (guy) problem is that I'm kind of obsessive. So my wife will kind of get on me about cleaning now and then. But the issue is that once I start, I can't stop. And I don't mean like, oh, once a month. I mean like, every night. I can't sit down and have a drink because I cleaned off the countertop, which then turned…

A late comment here, having only come to this article by way of the article about non-cleaning men. Anyways, I'm a married guy. My wife and I have a kid and one more on the way. She took my last name, and not begrudgingly, though she does miss her maiden name from time to time.

Yeah, what the fuck, people? See my fucking comment!

You are hilarious. Also, are you the same guy in the Knicks video rant posted earlier? I am detecting similar levels of passion. Slightly different vocab, but not so different that you might not be the same dude.

That was truly epic. Amazing. I couldn't stop watching it.

This is the incredulously jubilant call from the Auburn booth. Rod Bramblett stars again this week with a guttural "They're not gonna keep them off the field tonight."

That Raptors thing literally had me laughing so hard, tears were streaming down my face. Something about the jaws snapping wildly as the legs were flailing on rollerskates beneath it, then the suit deflating.

Is that true? Isn't Jon Stewart sober? Of course, I guess you can be sober and still like beer. In fact, I guess you can be sober and really fucking love beer. So much to the point where you have to go sober.

Frat guys get hard when their frat bros tell them to get hard. Sounds about right to me.

Exactly. As a Bronco's fan, I was praying Dallas wouldn't get the ball back with anything more than 5 seconds on the clock. The Broncos defense was a no-show yesterday. Aside from Romo's late-game interception, he was completing passes even on the scramble. He couldn't throw the ball away without one of his receivers…