Obviously a stupid left turn, but that Lamborghini was moving pretty fast.

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I don't understand how stealing something is a prank. I don't mean that in a prudish way. Forget how it's illegal or dickish or whatever. I just mean, these are two somewhat successful comedians and they stole something. That is a prank? Shouldn't there be some tiny shred of creativity? I mean, if they hit a parked…

Oh great, one more thing to put on my list of shit I have to do in my lifetime: get liquored up with Lindy West.

Is this real? From the cited article: "'It's awfully embarrassing for him,' Valen [Toucet' LAWYER] said. 'It's a tragic story in which the man lost his entire package...'"

An interesting article. However, strike the "a" before "myriad" and the "of" after it, in the following: "Like other minority groups, the Native people of today face a myriad of social and economic issues..." Sorry: like Popeye, I am what I am.

There are so many accurate things on this list. My wife and I are close to going for kid 2, and we are honestly dreading the first few months regardless of how batshit fucking crazy in love we are with our boy, and how badly we want another. The payoff is so tremendously worth it, but holy fuck, having your sleep so…

Serious question: Do you update your articles/posts? Or do you leave them for posterity and do updates via fresh articles? I ask because, tragically, their child also died. At least, that's what I've gleaned from other news outlets.

Thanks for the tip! I've heard of it, and someone else replied suggesting the same thing. Sadly, I'm allergic to almonds, and squash has nearly put me in the hospital. But I think it's fantastic that people are seeing good results from it.

I am very happy to hear your brother-in-law has found a way to manage his condition. One of the difficult things about Crohns is that it affects people in so many different ways. There are some diets that can make some people feel as if they are in remission. Yet if other Crohns sufferers tried to consume the same…

Seeds are so bad, they can actually be fatal, as they can cause some very acute irritation, which leads to inflammation. Enough inflammation, and you've got a blockage. Blockages are excruciating, and can be, as I said, fatal in extreme cases. Seeds, peanuts, nuts...dangerous.

This. It really is a kid's dream diet. Actually kid's menus are actually the place where I order most of my meals from. And when I go to a fancy restaurant, I always have to be like "OK, so I'll have the halibut. But instead of the sauce and herbs, please just make it plain. Also, you know that lovely side veggie and…

I assume you are actually being funny here, so I find your "eating of babies" comment to be pretty good. But on the off-chance you're not being funny, I'll note that this logic means that a person who performs oral sex on a man and swallows the result is a cannibal. So the question is: can a person truly be a…

I have Crohns and my diet would seem, to many, to be extremely unhealthy. I cannot eat fruits, vegetables, or whole grains. (My diet is further restricted by food allergies, but essentially it would be the same if I didn't have those.) My diet is mostly comprised of white breads/pastas and protein such as fish,…

Eggs aren't fetuses. Eggs are unfertilized. You can't grab an egg out of a carton, keep it warm, and hatch it.

My wife has been a one or two-drink per night lady, except for when she was pregnant. The doctor told us exactly what this article said: it's probably fine to have a glass of wine, but officially there is no safe amount of alcohol. She (my wife) decided she would occasionally have a glass of wine. But before long, she…

My 1.5-year old son is my best friend. We spend all of our time either hysterically laughing, or hugging. If he's upset, I comfort him, and do all I can to make it better. We spend as much time together as possible, and when we're not together, we can't wait to see each other next. Best friend, absolutely.

I was definitely exaggerating for humorous effect. And what you're saying here is different from what you said in your first comment.

Really? You'd be worried if he wasn't able to stay friends with the people who he used to have sex with, used to be in relationships with?

What in the fuck does Jamaica have to do with VW? I can see the meeting at the agency where the writers and the CD were hashing this one out.