I assume the footnote "*First use of "MILF" may date to a 1995 Usenet reference to a Playboy pictorial on hot moms." is in reference only to porn? Because if you're speaking in generalities, then I have a massive new respect for my older brother, who was apparently using the word a good 10 years earlier.

The Broncos lost that game about five times over. Running the ball with 3rd and 7 was not just conservative; it was fearful. That was a fatal error. Manning taking a knee with timeouts and 31 seconds on the clock an absolutely horrible move. Try SOMETHING. Taking your chances in OT? As soon as we (hell yeah I'm a…

This is a great read throughout, but the best line? "Slow down, Chris's brother!"

Fantastic

A Valium prescription would also make you feel like you're in a Woody Allen movie from the 70s. Being in couples therapy AND having a Valium scrip might just mean you're actually married to Woody Allen.

This is so incredibly true. The tape player makes for such a better adapter. On my '94 Ford, I have to occasionally stick my finger in the tape deck and push down on the "tape" to get the signal to come out of both channels, but that's no big deal. Better than being on a road trip and having to change channels three…

I get why Illinois vs Missouri is classified as a bragging rights game. But for Illinois' football and basketball program, it's entirely about restoring some sense of status on the whole. Illinois is off to a good start in basketball, but in the past few years, they've had a tough time maintaining momentum, living up…

Hmmm, well my highly progressive and feminist wife would fucking *love* a kitchen remodel. We've been talking about it for over a year. And it *would* make her happy. And that would make me happy. As for the cooking, we split that duty.