He doesn't have to go far, just climb to the top of the one he lives under

So let's all add "sensitive" to our list of Boston fanhood traits....who are we kidding, that's a long-standing part of the list

It's the Bleacher Report for lazy assholes who can't click a mouse

So to start your meetings, do you pledge allegiance to the Rex (Ryan)?

Now that you are here? Nope, we are at 100% officially! Pop the bubbly, we did it everyone!!

I mean, it's not NOT funny

This is why Seattle can't have nice things

Can't he be both?

He'll FINALLY come out as the America-hating, Muslim we all KNOW HE IS (says Fox News and half of my idiot family)

Ha, I think Obama did do that...twice. Plus, that was a stepping stone on the way to his goal. She already has hit the top of her field, so that lead-up is what is most important to her story. If anything, it makes sense to write it now, because the next Olympics will really be underwhelming, like Phelps in 2012 vs…

So after she does what people actually care about? How many stories about ribbon-cutting at Subways can you read?

I feel the same way when I look through my Dad's clown porn collection

Exactly, I agree, many of the people writing comments are terrible

I know, there are a ton of shitty comments

Why, was it about hockey?

Why, was it about hockey?

I never want to play basketball with you...or Boggle