Ahh, got it. Than my new response is, this must be your first day on Deadspin. For better or worse, it's always jokin' time!

Sure, and he would probably be a great running back up North. Oh, you meant as a QB? No, that's silly

What part of this is supposed to be funny? I think you are doing this wrong, they are just giving Bryan props for going to the hospital. I think Jezebel is the place for wrongly placed outrage

It's still fun to call him a stupid head :)

The billions of dollars and millions of fans he has created in the last twenty years strongly disagree with your weak premise. Thank you though!

"Joss Whedon is an awesome writer and director"

When it comes to creationism and the Right's attempt to force it into the classroom as something other than a laughable excuse for science, those who oppose it have the right to feel superior. It's not every Christian, but the twists and doublespeak many use to justify ID and it's "facts" are simply embarrassing.…

He's out of big words, he blew them all on his rant

If he's an ass but he's right, that doesn't mean he's a bigot; just that he's right.

If by atheists, you mean "people who use facts and truth to make a rational decision", you are completely correct

The hundreds of millions of dollars the three movies have made are really missing your $8.50 then

Does it bother you that you wrote all this and were totally wrong?

Are you embarrassed now? You should be. Now turn off your computer and go back to the fryer, those McD's fries won't salt themselves.

Here you go buddy: espn.com. Enjoy!

Have you ever seen Rush? I don't think they look anything alike at all

Great point, because the Dixie Chicks and Sean Penn are embraced by the Right

The Internet heard your complaint and doesn't care. Thank you for your time, please press #5 for more options!

I would be more worried about your lack of a soul....just kidding, but really, Who rules

I agree with you completely; you are one of those assholes

Totally man, these chicks deserve it right? You and Bobby Knight have it right, they should just lay back and enjoy it....