I was 31 when I lost my virginity. I’m not remotely religious, straight, reasonably attractive, and painfully shy. It took me time to open up to dating and being with people in that way. I’m married with a healthy sex life now at 36.

Awful lot of young men in these refugee swarms... gotta wonder whats happening to all the women and children they are leaving at their home, you know that place so bad they just have to leave.

basically people, definitely not me, watched the kony 2012 video and reacted immediately and emotionally

I mean, I get why... But come on.

So you actually believe her body has perfectly handled three pregnancies, a double mastectomy, a hysterectomy AND menopause? These claims sound true to you? Wow.

I don’t care what KK does one way or the other, but wouldn’t it be a brilliant PR move for her to get Kanye to donate 1 million dollars to mothers living below the poverty line who get no paid maternity leave as a “push present”?

“If you’d just BRUSH your hair more often it would look good!”

Where was I reading about pay transparancy earlier today?

While watching the reports of the carnage developing in Paris tonight, the tears, they would not stop. My haircut was also not good, but I rose above that.

They should create a yearly Best American Legal Briefs anthology so that this can go in it.

The big showoff.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

This is beyond horrifying.

dad in security detail attire was a nice touch too. flawless

Pope baby’s red shoes are just a fantastic touch.

Honestly. How many versions of the same book can this woman put out without fans finally being like okkkkk that's enough?

There it is.

I doubt she would have much a career today had it not been for Newlyweds, so I call bullshit on that.

I loved this video so much.

I look back at pictures of myself in high school and college, and I get so angry that I spent so much time, held myself back from so much, because I felt insecure from being fat. I WAS fat, but I was just as smart and healthy and funny and attractive as I am now. Wasted time frustrates me more than anything, and I no…