Oh, Mariska.

Ugh I just got it. What douchebags.

Someone created a handy-dandy tool that’s on the regular web to search the data: https://ashley.cynic.al/

Let’s be honest... they’re not all natural blondes.

You know, I think about this a lot. I find it absolutely rich when white people say “all Asians look the same” or “all blacks look the same.” Its like...have you seen YOUR OWN RACE?

Right? Doing fun stuff while wearing all white = tampon ad.

It looks like one big tampon commercial.

I have so much love and respect for Sara. She is such an underrated artist. I really admire that everything she has done in her career has been for a love creating things. She never, ever loses sight of what is most important - her art. I hope this musical brings her all of the accolades she has missed out on so far.…

god

There is no evidence here of folie a deux. Just of a distressed woman who may have wanted to die and a man who either aided or murdered her. Folie a deux is a much more rare and complex disorder, characterised by psychosis.

I have great affection for Miranda Hart. She’s a gem.

Your idea of the place of marriage in the imaginary perfect life course is odd and curious.

It is only now that I notice it isn’t Candy. #godbless

I’d like to make my appointment to have my height/weight and body reviewed by you? How do I go about doing that?

She could always adopt...

Wrap your arms around yourself and hug yourself because you’re awesome.

This makes me feel kinda icky :/

Yay body positivity!

Next up on Jezebel: How bald is Paul Giamatti? How small is Terrence Howard’s dick? And how fat is Kevin Smith? See, it’s funny, because they’re men.