What's amazing is how much better this is than many of the commercials that cost millions of dollars to produce (and millions more to air).

From the title I was seriously expecting that they cast a blonde white lady in the role.

Is this a prank that you're all in on? Or are you all being super sarcastic/ironic or something? Or am I srsly the only one that could barely get through this trailer because my eyes began to ache from rolling so much? This looks dreadful. Honestly, this is proper saccharine drivel that makes 12 year-old girls cry…

um, you do realize that the drawing is a *grammy* award...?

Myfitnesspal is free. I lost 35lb over a few months on that. I've kept it off for a year, too.

So, is Jezebel just going to completely ignore the fact that Jennifer Lawrence is a fucking hypocrite? She was complaining in an interview the other day about how her fantasy of kissing Christian Bale (per her role in American Hustle) was ruined because he gained a ton of weight for the role. I believe her words were…

But did you know that mashed potatoes are worse than your teeth than sugary soda? The soda only contact your teeth for a few seconds, the potatoes (full of that starchy sugars that bacteria love) can gum up your mouth for an entire day.

They are really, really not teachers. People that were homeschooled...you can just tell. There really should be more rules about what qualifies someone to socially and academically destroy their child.

What amuses me about some of my friends is that I KNOW that they were bottle fed and disposable diapered, vaccinated and grocery store baby food fed (just like I was) and that their parents didn't use slings and they ate sugar cereal like crazy—-because I know their families. But a few of them have this attitude that…

I hate this stupid thing. Someone please tell me where to get a house elf that will clean, cook, and do laundry, that is reserved for childless people.

He's probably like a cowboy, with a gun on each hip.

She really does. I like her style a LOT.

No, I think it was a reminder that he's married to a woman who also gave birth.

I feel for you. (I do. I spent the weekend arguing with several big box stores, who didn't understand why asking international relatives to call in on an international number that they had to pay for in order to buy things off a registry was a problem. The company that got our business? Amazon. Sigh. They allow for…

I don't know why they go with 'modified' as an adjective.

Whenever I'm wearing heels and I feel really cute, that is when God/The Universe slaps me down. Next thing I know I'm picking myself up off the curb.

Yes. Because your "fat friend/co-worker" will pick up on this subtext and it will come off as patronizing and cruel.

And it only took 27 people to write both songs.

I'm watching this as the video to the song and it's absolutely awesome.

I hate that I know this but. The twins are fraternal, boy/girl, and while they have the same bio mom, David is the bio dad for the girl, and his ex is the bio dad of the boy twin. They're each keeping their own bio child. Allegedly they will try to make sure that the kids have plenty of contact as they grow up.