The love that they have for each other is beautiful to behold.

The fact that Heather Simon merely said "Could we not glorify weight loss please" and had multiple people call her a bitter fat bitch over it speaks volumes. And makes her point.

I do not want to feel the wrath of either of these women.

Take my money now, sirs! #sessual

I love TV movies. I watch more TV movies than big screen movies in any given year.

I live for holiday, rom coms, made for TV. I don't know why I delight in them so much, but I look forward to it every year—especially if there is a marathon on Christmas or New Year's Day. Unfortunately, now that I have kids I can't really watch them all day like before. Apparently we're expected to pay attention to…

Married for 33 years? Was she -3 when she married?

In my opinion, "Thin-shaming" falls under the same category as misandry and reverse-racism. It's not to say that it doesn't happen or that it doesn't exist, but what people need to realize is that when you come from the perspective of the privileged class, there's a huge difference in (pardon the pun) weight being…

HAS HUMANKIND LEARNED NOTHING FROM PAST ATROCITIES?

Business up top, party in the bottom!!

I am glad to be old, thereby ensuring that I will never, ever have to wear these. If there is a god, I will never have to witness anyone else wearing them, either.

There was once a gorilla that fell for a giraffe. It was a new feeling since he used to date cats.

Strength?! Really?! She is an actress. She is acting like she really cared there. So that she can garner more attention.

It's hard to lose the second biggest love of your life. Thankfully, she still has herself.

Yay Castle fan! Easily one of the most quotable movies ever.

I love Russell Brand. He has a sweetness I find very attractive.

I discovered a most charismatic Turkish baglama player with this amazingly soft, sadness-tinged voice, that wraps like a cocoon around you and-

I ask again: What have you done today?