I hope Armin has a “Cower & Hide” action button :)

"AmzonElectronics" is a nice touch. Though Amazon is quick to remove fake listings like that—and you'll never get that $90 PS4 from them—it's still simple to snag a screenshot and bring it to one of the big box stores.

The part by Jenn Frank about the editor and his sister was about me — I'm EIC of Gamasutra.com, a leading game industry-facing website. Just want to say the creeper said he worked at Bungie on the E3 Destiny demo, and Jenn's account is 100% accurate.