Alec Baldwin was on the verge of yelling at them to sit down, but leaving another degrading voicemail to his daughter was more important.

I have a feeling that Lt. Einhorn was involved in this story somehow.

Terrific. +1

+1 Game Warden Muldoon

I actually went to high school with this girl. She deserves to go with the rest of the squad to New Orleans. I wouldn't expect this from the Ravens organization. My guess is they end up allowing her to go.

Great article. I am a lifelong Orioles fan. Although I am too young to have seen Earl Weaver manage the O's, I do know the awesome history of the Orioles and see the love the older generation has for Earl. I sat through years and years of terrible baseball, next to thousands of New York and Boston fans, through rain…

Let's assume for a minute that Te'o was definitely a co-conspirator in this sham. What NFL team would take a chance on him? He might turn out to be a good linebacker, but how could you believe this guy could lead a team in the future with the knowledge that he faked an entire person just to get his name out there? My…

As a Flyers fan, this is offensive haha. That was an awesome, unbelievable, high-scoring series. Seeing Scott Hartnell pump that crowd up was awesome.

+1 Wilson

Excellent piece, Tom. I thoroughly enjoyed reading this.

I absolutely love the 'Gregg Easterbrook Is A Haughty Dipshit' pieces. I can't figure out who would want to read his condescending articles every week unless it's to pick apart how much of a douchebag he is.

Bravo. +1

And with that, a newly-divorced Ginny Weasley had hit an all time low.

+1, well done.

The story of Maurice Clarett is one that seems could be told of countless other promising athletes. Careers derailed by terrible decisions, substance abuse, broken homes, support systems that simply give and give instead of being a voice of caution. I remember when he got arrested with those guns. I never thought he…