In Italian, sega is slang for male masturbation...

Not that their vocabulary is much varied: “OMG... Jesus... OMG.... shit... this sucks... OMG... shit... Jesus... this sucks... OMG.... shit... Jesus... OMG... this sucks...” Only variation and only once, was “this is insane”. OMG. Shit. Go help stop those cars, you idiots!

I know, Cosenza is in Calabria, not in Puglia... but I’m a little tired...

My one-shot, longest car trip alone ever was about 35 years ago, when I was inspector of my firm and I needed to be in Sicily the on next Monday. I was not in a hurry, with a brand new Fiat Ritmo Diesel company car and all the weekend available to get there, but I wanted to see how long I could have driven, before…

The movie clip lasts 14 seconds. The gif shows the full movie clip. Could someone explain to me why the heck I did click on the movie clip? Am I so wrong, if I feel that I uselessly wasted 14 seconds of my only, precious life?

It’s good to be rich....

Yes, because the F22 is so much better than the F35, and much less expensive as well, so where is the problem?... oh, wait!

Yeah, in my times some drunk young’un would fly out of his windshield from time to time, but those were rare cases...

Couldn’t he at least save the wheels??? Are those illegal as well???

The Procol Harum with “A Whiter Shade Of Pale”, bar none. I still got mine.

Since Elon Musk recently declared that his cars are vegan, could you please stick a celery up his? Would you do that for me, pretty please?

That scarecrow is a Top Gear host like I am the next POTUS.

There... I fixed it!

Do us a favor and go away again.

A wallpaper in a 800 x 524 resolution? That’s a first, for me...