Uh huh, until it force-chokes you to death one day when you least expect it...

The Child, for the most part, was portrayed by a very real, very expensive puppet, so no uncanny valley 3D nonsense there... also, it had hair and it was pretty noticeable. maybe you were watching it on an iWatch?

I dunno, looks pretty darn cute and nice and friendly to me.

Sorry Luke you're wrong bud. The kid is adorable. 

The greatest picture ever taken of me was taken at a Rainforest Cafe in Houston in 2010.

This is prose-cursing on the level of Veep. Made me chuckle.

Its like watching all the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.’s go out of business.

I, for one, am completely satisfied to witness the slow demise of one of my least favorite brands. 

Beyoncé has spoken. You must buy. Do not question.

Yeah, the women are asleep...

The first few after Twin XL should have a single figure on it that signifies “Single, but optimistic.”

Two dudes sleeping in a bed together with two women between them because they ain’t gay?

I don’t think I want to know what is going on in that Alaska King bed.

Man, when is Kyle Katarn gonna rejoin the Star Wars canon? My dude Dash Rendar is apparently canon again due to some Solo supplemental materials so Kyle can’t be far off.

Microsoft: “Okay, we need to switch up the brand name! Gotta keep the XBox thing, but we need something simple and obvious that everyone will understand, like calling the third XBox the XBox One, or following the XBox One X with the Xbox Series X!”

On one end we have Sony, whose naming scheme is a bit boring, but consistent and easy to follow. On the other you have Nintendo whose names are varied, but at least have some kind of reasoning behind the names that ties to the console’s features (except for Wii and Wii U from what I can tell).

trust me, if it ever happens the headline would lead with the words “holy shit”

Damn it I saw the picture for the article and thought they announced a new Dark Forces game. Now I’m sad. 

Fuck everyone involved in this story. Fucking morons.