Pretty damn easy solution for these drivers—you don’t like the deal Amazon offers, don’t accept it and do something else. You’re not an employee, and Amazon owes you nothing beyond the terms of the contract. Enough drivers quit doing this, and Amazon will offer better terms. Until then, all the whining and complaining…

I guess I was sleeping when Amazon forcefully rounded up people and made them Flex Drivers. Where are they being held? Maybe we can bust them out! 

The correct, correct way is to form two sticks of butter into the shape of a hamburger patty, and then mold a thin layer of ground beef around it. 

I’m all for more butter on everything.  Having grown up in a margarine only household I’ve been spending the last 20 some odd years making up for it.  

Barbaric.

Alas, I have been outvoted. But for posterity.

Don’t assume their gender

Oh no. What a monumental loss.

As soon as the weather starts to break in NYC mobs of illegal dirt bike riding assholes start rampaging through the streets. The ride in such great numbers that the NYPD just does nothing. A couple of summers ago these fuckers were tearing ass down my street the wrong way and riding on the sidewalks. I had to yank…

You’re gonna hurt people's feelings

Aren’t all the results scripted? 

You’re the one who is paranoid.

You want to boost the hot dog surface area?

Why not just say fuck it and call it, “Queef”?

https://www.hot-dog.org/culture/hot-dog-fast-facts

he bound to nail the timing one of these times!

at least this wasn’t another imminent recession post.

Something’s...different. Not sure what though!

I think you need a lozenge, Chris.

Are we not even going to acknowledge this?