Because the Gizmodo network has a “90% of articles need to relate to how Trump is bad” quota that the writers are required to meet on a daily basis.

Came here to say this. Dreaded-out Ice-T vs Gary Busey!

This girl was there.

“How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over that mountain?”

Hey Matt, I was looking for today’s follow-up article about how Mueller’s testimony was the final nail in Trump’s coffin, but I couldn’t find it

Maybe you can use this one from the movie “Metropolitan.”

Came here for this.

Oh come on, no references to this classic?

It seems like a lot of people are in favor of online censorship until it’s their opinions and views that are being censored.

As an Atlanta native, the Varsity does hold a dear place in my heart. We actually met Bill Clinton there in 1994 (here’s a pic from that day; we were sitting the same dining room). However, in going back in recent years, I am a bit underwhelmed by the food itself. It’s not BAD, but it’s also not great. Additionally,…

Godwin’s Law.

I guess it’s easier to say that than actually define “fascist”.

Same here. I was pretty hardcore La Croix a few years ago, but once there were so many good options available, and once La Croix started to go up in price, I just pick whatever is on sale and stock up for a couple of weeks.

I would love a new Bushido Blade as well.

The American Left: “If you don’t agree with everything we say, you’re a racist/homophobe/sexist/fascist.” Nope, nothing sounds fascist about that...

Upgrading to dark chocolate, even just Hershey’s Dark Chocolate, is also a game changer.

I would say another tip is plan on things not being there. My wife recently went to get things for making guacamole. They did not have cilantro or limes...

Hahaha, this is almost exactly what I say, though I usually refer to it as former Soviet bloc grocery store.

Good outline of the Left’s intolerant campaign against intolerance.

Not progressive enough.