I don’t think it’s necessarily conspicuous consumption in Doug’s case, though, in that he only keeps the cars for year (I believe), so he’s really just playing the depreciation game. Also, I assume he writes off a large portion of the costs on his taxes since he’s technically owning them for his job. He buys awesome…

This would be better with a door.

Well, at least this guy was consistent in his butchering of the word “lighting.”

"This is NOT Matt Farah's Million Mile Lexus."

Makes sense. And I got the gist about them being cynical, it was the "breeze of dust motes on the far side of the universe" that I wasn't grasping.

"and how if BuzzFeed's constitutional cynicism were a body of water you could drop the fucking Burj Khalifa into it and be a breeze of dust motes on the far side of the universe before it hit bottom."

While not a Dove bar, this stuff is actually awesome

I think I just found a REAL Boxster Crack Pipe.

Correctly spelling the name of the school you went to is tough.

Hey, don’t know this guy. They’re going to shake up a lot of eyebrows here.

Wait a second, I thought he said there was one, big wire? Why does this guy hate wiring so much??

It would be nice if it was a true open world, rather than the artificial open world of Human Revolution.

Came here for this.

Nope, I disagree.

Ludacris seemed to be having the least fun of all, possibly including Bieber.

This isn't entirely related, but man, Jalopnik could really use its own internal version of Craigslist for buying/selling cars to/from fellow Jalops. Aside from being loaded with Miatas and brown all-wheel drive station wagons, I bet it would be a great place to find those limited edition models, of which they only…

That is very interesting. I would not have thought that the Secret Service used those (I'm assuming that pic of is Secret Service).

Makes me think of University of South Carolina fans, which is a fine association for such an awful song.

Uh, have you ever seen soccer?