Man, these fall allergies are getting the best of me. *sniff*

Does anyone have any Benadryl? I must be allergic to something in here. My eyes just started watering up controllably.

Terrible :/

Way to tug at the heart strings on a Monday (almost) morning

I has a sad. Big respect to Hammond for being the stand-up guy he is, and making Emilia happy, if only for that day.

But life only goes 60 minutes per hour.

Parker Av.
Pomona.
Maybe a 340 mph speed limit.

Texas has some stretches with an 85mph speed limit.

The universe: 670,616,629 mph

The new Viper almost bites you when it's time to shift up, but the Corvette beats that just like their sales department beats SRT.

The funny thing is, Zach's face when he gets tased looks JUST like the back of the Mantide.

I don't know what that word means, but I like it!

Periwinkle blue.

LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY!

YES!!

And pants!!!!!

Holy shit, I zoned out on that and lost seven minutes of my life!

Best comment on YouTube: "Shit man, you've made the front page of Jalopnik.

Webber purposely forgot to tell somebody.

I don't think cell reception will be a problem for Tesla drivers. How often will a Tesla leave a heavily-urbanized area?