The fact that people bought these, is more surprising.

please tell me there's a chime that says that!

+1
I approves :)

Me too! :-D

I'm just going to read this as "the airbag deploys, than bursts in a cloud of spiders", similar to Krusty's bubble gum.

Not that's Beige Biting Back!

I'm really feeling the hate on my car right now...

Saw a video review of one of these. They are extremely poorly made, extremely overpriced and they will fuck you over with customer service as well. I'd never trust my life in one of these goofy predator helmets.

This is ill. bound to get double takes from everyone who sees it

Cheers to that.

Soon there will be Hyperloops sending us to re-education centers where we will be trained for work on the asteroid mines that supply the rare elements needed to power Tesla submersible vehicles. We must stop this menace before his plans of world domination come to fruition.

The Lotus submarine is for Musk to travel to his secret evil island while remaining undetected.

"In related news, Mr. Musk also unveiled be had finalised the purchase of new headquarters for his company, Tesla Motors, in San Francisco from the state of California. He also is planning on moving his family there and was quoted as "planning [on having] many more children in the future. There's plenty of room here!""

Congrats ATX221, I really thought our conversation was going to make it here but its all good, congrats on COTD. Today i bring you a delicious chicken parm dinner (which will be served on the evil island) Chilled house wine made with Musk digital grapes on the way to wash it down.

Did you stutter???

Congratulations, Mr. ATX211, on today's COTD! I would like to gift you with a beautiful Lotus which this lovely lady will bring to you when she finds her top.

"Elon Musk is either an insane James Bond fan or an evil genius."

"I'll just park it here. I don't think it'll get any parking tickets."

Be seeing you...

Its just so badass.

I just lold at work.