No, that is what happens when the road explodes in front of a Russian. Here in the good ol' U.S. of A., 4 lawyers tackle you at the scene to try to get in on your lawsuit against the county, CNN kidnaps you and has you retell the story on a loop, and Progressive insurance sends Flo to your house personally to deny…

Ha! The only problem with that image is that there actually appears to be an interchange for every way you want to go. As I am sure you are aware, when it comes time to change major freeways we much prefer to exit one freeway, then sit in traffic behind a hipster in a Volvo 240 who prefers polishing the elbow…

It obviously has Active Fuel Management and the other 8 cylinders are shut down. The curve on the horsepower is for shit after the first 8 are shut down though, so you really only have 500 horsepower when AFM is active. This brings you to a killer MPG of 7. The main problem they are having with the AFM though is…

My son and I decided to take a few cars out to the track with us this weekend, but the weekend got so crazy I all but forgot to use these tips to take a perfect photo.

My Bro Truck brings all the coal to the yard,

Dude, you really need to refill the urethra tank on your truck. What? That's not the right word? Bull. Next you're going to tell me Oswald wasn't actually in the book suppository that day.

"What are we going to call this special 458?"

"How do we market to women?"

Certain individuals — and I don't want to name names here — claim the new Ferrari 458 Speciale is a bit on the hideous side. I disagree, and I'm sure of one thing: it probably drives so incredibly well that once you're behind the wheel you won't care how it looks.

The good news for me? I am flying out tomorrow, and I have a direct flight. The bad news? I am going to Florida. Can ya'll keep Bugs from cutting it off until next week?

Unless you choose to stay home, you can't really avoid it. So you should probably just self medicate on the cheap.

Avoid Airline central hubs when possible. If you are unfortunate enough to live in Atlanta (Delta), or DFW (American), Houston, (Continental/US Airways) etc., there is not always much you can do, but if you are booking your trip and booking connecting flights, try to avoid where the Airlines live.

120 minutes or less, or GTFO. Endurance racing is for the birds.

He was probably fully clothed when all of this started. But when you shoot something named Karma while the temp is in the thirties...Your clothes are probably going to disappear.

I have never been to an F1 race until last weekend in Austin. I have watched plenty of pit stops on TV, and the previous record on video a hundred times, and I was still blown away by the times I was seeing out there, and actually blinking and missing a pit stop. To watch them pop in and out like that and not even…

Oh man, it is neck and neck with Gibbs? What site is backing the votes on that one?? And how is it that we can't Hulk Smash them into submission??

I miss the 80's. I don't miss that show I Love the 80's though.

I really need to make it out to SEMA in person one of these years.

I do miss Pontiac, but when I look back, I do realize that there are really only a small handful of vehicles I miss. They definitely tried to be different, and were certainly successful in more than just the few that I personally miss.

This sounds like my worst travel nightmare ever. Man. I was in hysterical laughter, and just total empathetic misery for the all at the same time.