These really did crack me up. Guess my comment was taken a little too seriously, and I'll admit, the caps were a bit much.

Nah. Ferrari Fire jokes are the low flaming fruit on actual Ferrari Fire post. Although, Elon Musk was spotted driving by the scene laughing. Not totally sure what kind of car he was in, but I'm pretty sure it was a Lambo Dude. Also this guy probably swerved for a pelican, and if he had been driving an E30 M3 this…

"This isn't a car", you moron. We are on a roof. Did you forget we were on a roof? Aren't you a cat burglar? Which street did you think we were on?

Fuck it. Just put a speed governor on all cars at 20 mph. More helmets and pads for pedestrians should be required by law too. Ban cell phone use on sidewalks, streets, cars, bicycles, in restaurants, at the mall, (A couple of those I actually agree with), and outlaw text messaging.

You called it the Fuck Deck. You didn't mean to, but you did. I'll bet you played for the S.H.I.T. Sandwiches in college too.

I buy a new book every time I travel. It's my first stop after security.

OK. I voted for it, because out of the 4, I think it needs to be done the most. Just for fun.

"It doesn't mean we are going to try and bypass our dealers, but why not in this tech-savvy culture we have, this economy we have, (allow) the millennial to come in and ... sign and go,' " Akerson told analysts, referring to those generally younger than 30.

Are you sure that isn't Haley Joel Osment?

I already drank the Kool Aid. I want one. As soon as the fund for this particular toy is sufficient, I am going to buy one. It does not mean that I do not want to build a version of the FJ, the CJ, or that glorious fucking power wagon myself; It's just that I want what he has put together. I dig it.

Aaaand, I'm there. Absolutely. 6 blocks or so from my garage makes it even better.

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Fair enough, although I still feel like their are some lurkers around here.

For the record...Not my shop.

Two BILLION battery cells.

I would really love to have a ten second glimpse at the actual people behind all of the names of the Jalopnik Commentariat. There are many names that we see all of the time that could really have some impressive/interesting people hiding behind them.

I just meant that more as a poke at that funky looking Bumblebee Concept.

Oh Fuck.

I don't know what this was, or exactly what it is supposed to be...But I kind of want it. Any guesses based on the windshield?