My dog would fucking destroy this thing in about ten minutes.

I...I have no idea.

This one's for Raph.

The guy wanted a Lil Red Express. Bad Cell connection.

This is not a Lincoln Futura

Really low budget Transporter. You have to pull a few jobs before you can get the big BMW and auto switching plates.

Ah, it's not so bad, and at least he can remove it once the joke has played. I do agree with you on the Red though. Still my favorite. My friend had a TDF Blue 360 Modena, and while it was a beautiful car, I would much rather have a red one. Of course he added Blue wheels (Matching Paint) that I hated, but…

Don't question it, or Flock of Seagulls gets it too.

This is awesome. I have been kind of obsessively following Icon since I first saw their FJs via Uncrate several years ago, and I have run into a bit of a situation.

Did not know Nyan Cat.

Do I get the Hyundai Smack Down before or after the boner that's going to send me to the ER? I have always wondered what the ER boner would be like.

One of these days he is going to do that to the wrong person.

True about the automaker part, but a damn solid entry if you ask me.

Seriously. My Ex-boss called me one day and told me he would be late to a lunch we were attending due to a flat. 33 years old or so, and asks me if he should call AAA or a wrecker. Unbelievable.

I had an employee some time ago who tried to call in for a flat tire. I kind of want to hire this guy.

One step closer to the 6000 SUX.

It's easy to crash/roll many things when you react/overreact poorly to minor/justtapthebrakes situations. Add hard, jerky, over-correction, and you are toastville.

Also, if they keep bothering you, just full on sell them on a Mini Van. Then help them pick it out. Then make sure they buy it. Then tell them what you did.

Cool Hyundai Genesis

Tesla Burn Real Good.