Oooooohhhhh! Tesla Burn.

Ooooh sick! I have been eyeballing that digital toaster. I am so sick of overheating my bagels I could shit knishes.

Consumer Reports is too irrelevant.

What about the LG Front Loading Washer Dryer with optional stacking bracket for Christ's sake!?!?!?!?

That's the point.

Prius V: Good for the environment. Bad for your health.

I'm not happy he got hit by a car. I am thrilled he got cited for it. Use the cross walk. USE THE CROSSWALK.

Well isn't that just a Xit Sandwich?

Want to know why GM will win? Do ya?

Hell yeah they are. If it's a 10 Speed, that means they can shift at least 47 to 86 times per 1/4 mile.

Wait until you see the "That's not 6, that's DiGiorno, End Zone Dance". No seriously...Wait. It could be a while.

lol. For sure.

Jeez Raph. Didn't have enough fun last night?

I had a 1/8 Die Cast of this when I was a kid, and sincerely thought it was the coolest car on the planet. There was no car that could have even come close.

Evil long haired white cats can breath under water. They also love pepper, and hate cinnamon. Everyone knows that.

Bro...

I don't think...You can't just...Oh Fuck it.

Yeah, but can it make you confused, and a little sad?

If they had been Patriots, they would have used their Compass to get to their Wranglers.