All the best evil lairs are under water, or in space. Check and Check.

Sell all of the Lobbyists, Politicians, and Dealers the first ever commercial property on the moon. Send them all up there on a free tour. Blow up moon.

I bought the NHTSA during the shutdown.

I am missing that one. Taking the tike to his first air show in Houston, and the Space Center. Gearing up for F1 though!

This is an amazingly well written book, about a kick ass true story, that any car enthusiast should read.

Beige never sparkles.

Austin is far from everywhere that is not in TX. Damn.

Oh Cock.

Magic Boomerang Propellers or GTFO.

Missed the joke boat did we?

It's not a bad looking car at all. It is just kind of a soulless amalgamation of the better aspects of ten other cars.

Magic Boomerangs! Must be Australian Plane.

Well we certainly didn't hurt anyone else that night.

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR WIFE CALLED IT LAST NIGHT JOHN!!!! WHY AM I YELLING? WHY ARE YOU YELLING? I THOUGHT IT WAS A THING WE WERE DOING. OH...YOU'RE JUST LIKE THAT ALL OF THE TIME. GOT IT.

Craziest drunk driving story. While in Ruidoso, NM for New Years this last year, we left the trucks at the cabin, walked to the bars, and proceeded to have a nice rowdy evening in a Country Bar that is attached to a liquor store. Fantastic evening.

Money can't buy intelligence, or class, but it can buy quads that are so batshit crazy that even batshit would call bullshit if it wasn't shit.

"This is my 'impressed' face"

Ha! No, 14 Silverado.