My buddy works for Audi, and I am looking to surprise wifey with some new wheels for the first time in almost ten years, so I went and test drove a used Q5 TDI that he had just taken in on trade. Crazy. Just crazy how solid that engine feels. They can't even stock the things they are so popular right now.

Edit: Still superior targeting on the notations I see. That was supposed to be a picture of ZZYZX Rd

That diesels are noisy, smoky truck motors for rednecks, bros, and long haulers. (US specific)

Ferraris will all spontaneously combust.

9 Years!! Wow, Thanks Obama

Yeah...ftw

9 years!! Thanks Obama.

I just always liked that thought. Personally, I had no idea this car would have ever been rated. Who cares? Plus...I dare you to actually get 12 out of it!

Or as my Dad used to say:

Citizens parking ticket!!!!!

What sound does one of the NYC bike mob dicks make when he hits the water?

Welcome to the great future of 1995! All cars will be slant noses with those flippy uppy headlights, have drastic curves in all of the glass, yet they will still have the trusty, irreplaceable, hub cap.

Still one of my favorite jokes ever.

Do you have any idea how many kids I have with women who drive cars!?!? Damaged ovaries my ass. Seriously do you even know?

No, Oprah's dildo pays the most per mile.

"How many bath salts did you do?"

I would just draw penises on peoples cars. Such a child for being all growns up.

Burpees. Burpees make everything go away. And Burps. Those are useful as well.

That was easy.