State auto inspection at a tire store. You will always need new tires to pass inspection. And probably headlight fluid, or horn lubricant.

Bro Train. Straight Coalin Yo.

Boy, they were really hoping to slide on that one it seems.

"You guys ready to cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war?"

I did get the 14. It seems so odd to me how many people are saying it did not change that much. So little carried over from the 13, certainly visually.

Creepiest Action Figures...In the wuuuuurld

That gif smells like cat litter and death. Make it go away!

I could totally do that...If I was a Bulgarian woman.

Actually would have been happier with a Truck. I am happier with a truck now. I wanted the toys. It's pretty easy to admit now, and works out great considering my new Chevy has a way fucking nicer interior/ride than my 08 had.

I loved my 08 EXT. I needed a truck that was comfortable for long drives, but I wanted something that looked cool. I saw my exact truck on an episode of "Rescue Me" where it promptly gets stolen, and decided that I really wanted it. I drove the hell out of it. 95,000 miles in less than three years. I even used it…

Pelican Bro!!!

(Revives Arch Duke by yelling)

Seriously. Now imagine how dull that gets when it's legal!

Lately? The TX 130 Toll. It got a lot of attention, but once you are at speed...meh.

I go back to the pier for that constantly. Must be a little latent bro.

"Love my new car. Nothing like the feel of the wind blowing in your stupid ass, high altitude butt cut."

After a rough week, I am definitely going home and teabagging my pool. Next week's performance be damned.

88 mph always seemed like an oddly slow target to me.

Two Wings Bad?