They are kind of like Cock pushups. 1 is all you need.

Yes yes, it's been covered. My mistake. Posted incorrect information with reckless abandon.

4,163 Smart For 2's and a gun with one bullet in it.

Elon Musk built an online payment company, then a car company, so he could build his Space company, just so he could go get one of these. I see it happening within the next 12 months. Unfortunately, that means we have about 12 months and 1 day until he blows up the moon.

Can no longer edit. Too bad. Top speed 103.

Off some list. Never driven one. Never, ever quote me.

But you can drive it all the way to your desk! No door dings!

Prius V. Because even Prius owners need someone to look down on.

That bit about the picture of a better scoring car looking just as bad was a good add in. I was about to go downstairs and start slapping Corolla drivers in thee face.

and the FDA

Congratulations, you and your sunglasses got on the news. Now go away. It was an ill timed mistake that had nothing to do with your accident, or your nonchalant briefing of the situation. But you called the news. Good for you.

Hruska's in Ellinger, TX. Well technically it is in Ellinger. Most people would tell you it is in the middle of the speed trap on 71 between La Grange and Columbus, TX. But if you have ever made that run, and not stopped...Do it next time fool.

It is Tuesday. The aforementioned Wednesday will happen, but only after Tuesday, and if all Fridays are forgotten, and Thursdays are Sundays. Once Saturdays are before Thursdays, Friday can replace Tuesday if Monday can supersede Sunday on a day that is no longer Sunday, but actually Thursday.

Team Jump!!!

Wait wait. Can you get the Hilux over here too? Please? Don't want you hauling all of the fun in your wagon.

Yeah, the Executive Branch has some pretty sweet rides.

That's not how you do it.

Pretty sure it's a Lam...Shit.

Pretty sure it's a Lam...Shit.