I want a hamburger, no, a cheeseburger.

"but in all my research into Super Replicas, I never heard anything about an operation in Spain"

Fucking brilliant that he has sunglasses under his sunglasses. Well played all around.

I've never seen a pool full of herpes before. About what I would have expected.

Thanks Raph. I open the page and now I have epilepsy, astigmatism, autism, my left eye started twitching, my ears popped, and my balls hurt.

Well my name is Mohammed Smith, so I found it hilarious.

There is your Gran Turismo Movie. Just that for 90 minutes. Goosebumps

I feel like I am stuck in a well of awesome, with no desire to leave. A bit close to the nuts though.

(Stereotype) Testarossa driver circa 1987.

Ate too many hot dogs before hand...and totally fucked those guys in The Usual Suspects, make believe or not.

This is spectacular. Skynet is so fucked.

Depends on if you count puppies or not.

Phone rings:

Fortunately no one died, but that 737 lost it's front gear the other day.

(Seinfeld Voice) I mean What's the deal with New Jersey. It isn't even new. And Jersey? I mean what the hell is this place, a sporting goods store? I went to Newark once in the 80's. They Killed me the second the train crossed into the city limit's. I'm not even here right now.

It is pretty obvious isn't it? The oldest trick in the book...Slight of hand. Look at this, while I slip this other thing past you.

"S" does too mean sports car.

Ugh. Sony will also be handing out free poop sandwiches to the first 1,000,000 people who pay to see this.

Yup. Gotcha now. I did not notice that.

"...one of which was the gloriously batshit Juke R model. Having a Juke R around must make some Pixar employees at least consider putting in a little dragstrip for next year