Unfortunately what will probably happen will be that windshields will become info centers, and then people will be watching other people crash and die on facetime because the driver was tweeting, video conferencing, watching reruns of Seinfeld, and online ordering Jimmy Johns at the same time.

Refined oil fuels altogether. Only like two years left amirite?

Yeah, but you know for sure one of the LEDs is going to go out dead center in your forward point of view. Not detrimental, just annoying as hell.

I love the smell of JP-5 and robot brains in the morning.

It's official...Humor is dead.

That's the Todd Barry of Beige cars that are actually beige.

Yes, yes, do burn that video with fire. Then the car. Not her, but certainly whatever gear and contract made that possible.

Them duke boys really gone off and kicked the ol' mule in the taint this time. Ol' Roscoe's not gonna like that one bit.

Ones that rail slide into library's. Ones that hate McDonald's. Other ones that hate McDonald's. Ones that can't drive. Ones that can't see. Ones that can't read. Ones that can't back up. Ones that can't park. Ones that can't drive forward. Ones with no spatial awareness. Ones with detrimental target…

Career-wise I believe I envy Jeremy Clarkson more than anyone else...In the wuuuuurld.

That's not Porsche's factory dude, and I am surprised S.R Panama let anyone in to take pictures after Jalopnik lambasted them. Those are photos of my car they are building for only $22.50! Sure it's 18 months late, nobody is returning my calls, and it is propelled by a Fiero motor that runs on acorn oil, and bong…

The Windshield.

Black, orange, and white bull no give you wings. Wrong color bull bro.

Somebody mention Michael Bay? This is how the taker really went down...

Alright, I have ridden bikes for 15 years now. Big car win, bike lose is usually the set up. Sure I get angry when a car makes a mistake, or an intentional action that puts me on the defensive, but brake checking a car is ridiculous. I havelost my temper and pulled up next to a car after it stops and asked what the…

There would be more to it than that:

Taiwan be trollin

At least they didn't kill anyone with a trident.

Two Toyota Execs walk into a bar...

Roads?