Even he doesn't want to be seen in it.

My man bits were jinglin, but now they are tinglin.

All of your theories are noted, but I believe I have cracked the egg, Torch.

"...So the producers gave us $1,000.00 pounds to build our own Ultimate Caravan"

"Settle down Francis"

I think I was the most disappointed as a kid to learn that this was not real. I didn't really care about the hood chain gun, or the "mini" mounted to the side. I just wanted a K1500 that looked just like that.

"I need NOS...I topped out my ridiculously modified car at the stock top speed, even with a 12 speed transmission, in a stadium parking lot. I also ran the quarter mile in like 85 seconds because I actually went like 4 miles. Then I spun out going in a straight line because Dramatic."

OK, so technically the vehicle "actor" was a real car, but if it could really do all of the things it did in the movie, the traffic on MOPAC would be lighter from now on.

See that car up there in front of you? You do? Want to stop don't you? You know what doesn't work real well when your front wheel is off the ground, and your feet are on the rear pegs?? The brakes you nincompoop.

Train Beats Mud...Mud beats Bears...Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.

Wait, Wait Wait...

This pretty much solidifies my opinion that the most impressive person at the car show is the one (or several to be fair) who drives their highly impressive, and high powered vehicle, slowly and in control, out of the parking lot. Yes your car is fast, yes it is beautiful, and yes it is loud, but it is not necessary…

You know in the 90's, especially in Houston, people were paying way too much money for paint jobs that looked very similar to this. Unfortunately, not nearly enough of those were flooded to death.

I have just come to a realization.

I live in TX, so the truck/SUV hills and valleys are kind of out of perspective for me.

Got the decimal place off. $1.70

"I thought you said the cannon was filled with Acid?"

Only way the IRS is going to catch me on street view is if I sit on my front porch and count all of that undeclared cash income that nobody knows about...Shit.

44% of the time, it work's every time.

Alright, it may not be the most remote airstrip in the world, but Deadhorse on the North Slope of AK, accessing Prudhoe Bay for me, is pretty damn remote for a full airstrip.