I just glanced at the headline and read it is "Fuckathon". So disappointed now.

I am glad the firefighters condition appears to be relatively minor. Those guys do too much for us, and train too hard to be injured in a fluke situation. Hopefully his injuries will not pull him off duty. Friend of mine had a hairline fracture in his foot, and lost his candidacy.

All your license plate are belong to us.

Honestly, though it was a pretty great read. Most of my time on this site is spent dickfiddling around watching things, burn out, jump, blow up, and/or catch on fire, but occasionally I do read the articles. The old Playboy paradox.

I do not need to know all about your black magic. All I need to know is sometimes it kicks in yo.

I was going to comment on the "comment" layout, and say that I really preferred the most previous version of it where you slide left to right to view all comments, but as I started to I realized I am already used to this layout again. Happens every time.

Can't tell if joking. I was. And yes, let's please tag the fixies...All of them.

Fair enough.

You run over bicycle riders for not paying road taxes don't you?

Though it appears as though my memory of the car was not quite on, and something appears to have been far lost in translation...

-"Hey Kid with the baseball cards in your spokes! And you - you there with the spokey dokes...Suck it!"

I was trying to figure out what movie I had seen this car in, knowing that I probably had not, when I ran across this blurb on money.cnn.com in the rticle/slideshow of "Million Dollar Cars of the Future - From the 70's"

Since my experience with the Malibu is limited to the fact that it seems to be the only rental car I get on a fairly regular travel schedule, I have to say that I may not mind driving it as much after these hit the rental companies.

Only one way to handle that exit:

"Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide"

This is why you never play hooky. Even in freakin' Antarctica you have to hide your face in pictures because someone will inevitably tag you on Faceb0ok.

In Russia we would have dash cam footage filled with fucks not being given. It would be awesome.

Ramzan: "What you have here is the cross torsion flux convertor, that converts positive trans-tortional anti rotation directly into the negative free flow of the flux capacitor.

Trains...Cool. Bridges...Cool. Fire...Cool.

That's how you live life damnit. Full throttle or nothing. Just don't forget that life also has steering, and cars, and trucks, and motorcycles, and big ass holes that are hopefully full of water...And booze, and pedestrians, all of which beyond the capability to steer, should be avoided while at full throttle.