Obvious Answer is Obvious. Actually saw a dead on replica of the Family Truckster at Lone Star Round Up a couple of years ago in Austin. Leash on bumper and all.

Michael Delaney: This isn't just a thousand to one shot. This is a professional bloodsport. And it can happen to you. And then it can happen to you again.

I guess Merc would label that an S 30000.

True story.

109,000-horsepower Wärtsilä-Sulzer 14RTFLEX96-C. 44ft tall, and 87ft long, and seriously...109,000 hp? Wow.

Those LED tails really held up.

Hence the use of, (Picture Location Unrelated). I actually work a few miles from there on Burnet.

True, True. Didn't want to go back and edit to follow that point, but I agree for sure.

In an epic display of mournful solidarity, 100 Ferrari's will spontaneously combust, slowly, over time, for the next ten years or so.

State Trooper's Headquarters Parking Lot. (Picture Location Unrelated) Or in front of DPS/DMV Office.

Porsche Cayman Spyder Grand Touring Roadster RS 3.2S Cabrio

Courtesy of C&D from October. Same Camo pattern, if rearranged a bit, and listed as 2014 Acura MDX Spy photos.

This conversion is going to be very useful. The first time a group of rednecks get's their hands on one, and immediately pancakes the suspension, that enclosure will certainly corral the cooler full of Busch Light. If only the ambulance could hold all 7 people along for that ride.

These are the saddest looking Cars.

It's amazing how much random and interesting knowledge I wind up getting from this site.

It appears to have already been fixed. Thankfully.

"You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin Temple."

I see another "Jalopnik Rules" debacle on the horizon. But the train thing is even better.

That was my first thought/guess

Everyone at IKEA is so pissed right now. Heads are gonna roll for this one.