"I call the hump seat!"

I nominate the current gen Charger R/T. But it has a 370 hp 5.7L Motor, you say? Perhaps it is the sheer weight that betrays this behemoth sloth, or perhaps even more it is the suspension seemingly borrowed from a 1972 Fleetwood that rocks in place once coming to gull stop that waters down the rear wheel…

Then sneak some Jack in it...Because nobody under the age of 21 has ever had a drink. Don't worry, I hear the internet Police have the day off.

"Does this mustache look like I am joking sir?"

If it's anything like the current S-Class, which starts around $93,000, we Americans can expect a range of engines that includes a diesel V6, a hybrid V8 and a host of non-hybrid V8s. Expect full details to come out later this week.

- Shoe's on. I don't need your funk wafting up from the lower vents.

As much as it pains me that they are doing it at all...If Ed Helm (Playing a grown up Rusty) is not driving #1 on this list in the new Lampoons Vacation Movie, then they missed the boat horribly.

That used to work on my late 90's Chevy Truck's windshield wiper motor. It would get stuck mid windshield, and since I was broke, I could not replace it right away. Kept a ball pein hammer in the truck box, and with one solid whack, it would crank right back up.

Well I'll be! Autoweek posted the Craigslist ad for this car a few weeks ago. Pretty funny that it would wind up being spotted by an Author.

Everything about Emirates First Class. Absolutely insane.

(In Austin) I was just telling my wife last night that I had finally seen someone reading The Statesman while driving down MOPAC at highway speeds. I have always heard stories, but never actually seen someone with the paper fully open across the steering wheel, just reading away.

I can't stop seeing this...Both are pictures of a 2000 S80. Tried to find them from similar angles to the two surveillance photos. It appears as though the car could be black or green (The shot above giving almost a green glare under the station lights) and this car came in both a dark green and black. Take a close…

#8?

Turns out Force Majeure is the best way to get your insurance company to compensate you for your buyers remorse.

I am imposing a self moratorium on the news for the weekend (After I get done with Jalopnik for the day). I am going to stick my head in the sand, do some yard work, take the car to the track if I can get a spot, go to the shitty car show that Austin puts on, catch The Eggmen for free at Southpark Meadows on…

Phonetic acronym for Pussy Vagon.

Here is how it goes at my house. My car...Is sacred. You don't screw with it because you know how I am bout it. Don't take it without asking, and I will absolutely notice if something is different when it comes back. If someone dings it, you need to take care of it. If you saw them do it, get them to pay for it. …

Yet another Chrysler that could have changed the companies direction entirely. A couple of unfortunately missed watershed moments. Who knows what the design legacy would be at this point with the Norseman and the Zeder 250 in their earlier stable.

AVENGE ME!!!!!

OK, so it is purpose built, and tagged with Brooks and Dunn Bullshit, but it looks like a winner to me. Toyota Tundra Midnight Rider Tailgater.