I'm not obsessed with shoes, but that's the exact same reason I'm happy shopping for them. They don't make me feel bad about myself. Also, most of the unnecessary shoes I have are ones that I bought for some specific dress, and while I might not have the dress anymore if it's gone out of style or I've outgrown it or…

Now I'm sad I don't have a five year old to be a fox. My office decided we should all dress up, and I'm leaning toward backup dancer girl, since I just have to craft a mask, and it's nice and covered up.

I'm 23, and basically of the same mindset as you. My sexuality is mine, and I'm just not a type of person who hooks up with people casually. More power to people who do, but it's not me. Who knows though, I might meet a gorgeous random dude out at a bar tonight and have at it, and I reserve the right to do so.

This article and its comments are making me feel so much more normal. I'm the same.

Thank you! Was just about to try to find it! :)

I would give a kidney to have this happen.

Unfortunately, it IS saying something - that assholes can still get away with bullshit like this.

A common affliction, I'm afraid.

You're missing out on one of the great joys of life if you view snuggles as solely romantic.

I keep it in and let everyone think that I'm all sunshine and rainbows, but for me, I know my period doth approach by how pissed off I get at things.

Actually, that's a lie. I never manage to process that fully. I just start having super bitchy thoughts for a few days, and wonder why everyone is such an idiot, and…

Thank you for posting Hamilton. You've made me feel sane. Nobody ever gets my undying love for him.

My friends and I (guys and girls) always use "smammered" (smashed + hammered).

It depresses me that the most rational plan I've heard lately politically is just an idiot being sarcastic.

I'm lucky that I work in an office that doesn't have expectations of us staying late. That said, part of what annoys me about the attitude that single people are less deserving of time off from the office is the simple issue that without that time, how am I supposed to meet someone to start a family with someday? It…

Agreed, but that said, there needs to be a middle ground. What annoys me is it's almost like some sort of flashy proposal is becoming societally expected.

Considering that part of said shitty day is because my pet is sick, yes. A dead animal is not helping things.

I'm totally freaking with you on this. Shitty day is now worse. Just lovely.

In no way, shape, or form, is that a "plunging" neckline. It's a basic sweetheart neckline. Also, once again, there's an issue of girls with larger breasts are just NOT designed for. She shouldn't have to wear a non-cute dress just for the sake of hiding the fact that she's got boobs.

I think the difference is that Silverman's joke serves to highlight how depressingly and terrifyingly common rape is and also the fact that women who have been raped are often scared to speak out.

I would say that, to me, one of the biggest issues with rape jokes is the fact that rape and violence against women is one of the few areas where the victim is often blamed. Telling jokes making fun of the victim just helps encourage that attitude.