Only if you do that thing with your fingers that this guy does when you're wearing them. I think it actually might be international sign language for "I"m a douchebag."

Oh, yeah, that worked out well the first time we tried it.

Oshie just punched Stalin in his grave.

Justin Bieber: [Laces up skates]

He's a douche even when he's playing hockey. How about helping out on the backcheck you cherrypicking little prick!?

Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

That tooth he spit out was the smartest thing to come out of an ASU graduates mouth in years.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

If only a good guy with a gun had been there.

Roll Tide!

Truman Trolls Dewey

I think you should let the bully have his fun, then hope he moves on to weaker prey.

Slavery? No, no. If you want to know what actual, current day slavery is like, visit the people that make the shitty shoes that bankroll the training table where you shove more calories down your fuckin' gullet in one sitting than they see in a week. Then you'll beg to have your ACL torn for my amusement.