ASmith55
ASmith55
ASmith55
Nov 13 2014
11

I am in the same boat. Got a $15 trimmer and I give the face a buzz every other week. Is my shitty beard a fashion statement? No, I am lazy and my wife is cool with it.

Nov 9 2014
41

Ha! The Big Ten sucks! Clever route you chose to take Deadspin writer who will never be promoted to bigger and better things. As a Northerner, I take comfort in the fact that we care 1/52 as much about Amateur sports as the South does. The South does so because of a weird sense of identity they have with their state Read more

Nov 3 2014
2

He's got those stiff dog legs like you're trying to drag him into the bath

Nov 3 2014
3

Is this what the internet is now? Just one big fucking pun machine?

Nov 3 2014
25

Like when my dumb dog doesn't go to the stairs in the pool to get out but tries to climb up a side on the deep end, then he just sits there.. ass in the water, front legs on the concrete, wondering how the hell all this happened to begin with.. it was that damn yellow ball wasn't it.

Nov 1 2014
97

This begs the question: why doesn't Tom Coughlin let opponents know about Eli's condition?

Oct 29 2014
275

Talk about clickbait. I came here looking for a Jets article.

Sep 8 2014
229

The arrested Texas Tech fans will have the book thrown at them. The UTEP fans, however, will be charged as miners.

Aug 19 2014
53

Edmonton has already offered Taylor Hall and $6 million cash for that portrait.