I am in the same boat. Got a $15 trimmer and I give the face a buzz every other week. Is my shitty beard a fashion statement? No, I am lazy and my wife is cool with it.

Ha! The Big Ten sucks! Clever route you chose to take Deadspin writer who will never be promoted to bigger and better things. As a Northerner, I take comfort in the fact that we care 1/52 as much about Amateur sports as the South does. The South does so because of a weird sense of identity they have with their state…

He's got those stiff dog legs like you're trying to drag him into the bath

Is this what the internet is now? Just one big fucking pun machine?

Like when my dumb dog doesn't go to the stairs in the pool to get out but tries to climb up a side on the deep end, then he just sits there.. ass in the water, front legs on the concrete, wondering how the hell all this happened to begin with.. it was that damn yellow ball wasn't it.

It was a long way down from the woof of that stadium.

This begs the question: why doesn't Tom Coughlin let opponents know about Eli's condition?

Talk about clickbait. I came here looking for a Jets article.

If you have a tattoo above your shoulders, you can't come to the game.

+1, sheeple. We're through the looking glass here.

+1 Saudi family unaccounted for

1. If jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, then how di-

The arrested Texas Tech fans will have the book thrown at them. The UTEP fans, however, will be charged as miners.

Edmonton has already offered Taylor Hall and $6 million cash for that portrait.

How to draw generic characters 101.

At least they didn't kill off the minor.

'And if you're like me ...'

Neat story but there's barely any sex in it.

Shirt tucked in, goofy sun glasses, bet he's wearing mid-calf socks, too. This dad is what dad's should be.

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