ASmallTurnip
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ASmallTurnip

The 72 hour waiting period cannot include weekends, men really need to think about the risks of taking ED pills. No one’s trying to restrict access to Viagra, this is all about men’s health!

I don’t think you know what ‘passive aggressive’ means.

The comment history for this one indicates trollery. I say dismiss and ignore. (Also, I agree with you.)

Rebel Wilson was right to lie about her age, as Hollywood bullshit about an actress’s age is the worse situation.

Did he take several shots then stand in front of the mirror scrolling through his camera roll to select the one that was juuust right? Did he need to take a few more before he was satisfied? Post it for the world to behold as he padded softly down the stairs in his stockinged feet to pour himself a bowl of cereal? Get

he’s also one of her one night stands in The Heat. I think it’s cute they do that in their films.

I cant even do it when Im alone. The odd time it happens, I rush to get my pants on and feel ashamed.

Five inches is PERFECT.

MYSTERY SOLVED! I recall watching the Bridesmaids Gag Reel and laughing hysterically to the repeat takes of Melissa McCarthy’s airplane seduction sequence. What made it especially funny was how peeved the actor playing opposite her became when she kept ruining the shot by cracking up. I wondered how a comparatively

Most women can’t accommodate that size in any orifice. It can get dull fast.

5 inches is enough, just give it to her the way that she likes it. That's what matters. Those big ones are exciting to look at but the novelty wears off very, very quickly.

My goofball husband puts on socks, then tshirt, then dances around so his dick can wiggle. He calls it “pooh-bearing,” I call it “shirtcocking.”

Dude, don't. She picked your dick, and if she test drove it before then rest easy she was satisfied by its status. Just like guys have varying length women have varying depth.

I get that it’s meant to be sexy or impressive or whatever but ultimately a middle-ish aged man standing in front of a mirror in his underpants and socks, holding his own dick just reads as depressing to me. That is a melancholy moment. Excessive hashtags make this seem sadder.

Stfu with that “must be gay” rubbish. Lots of people of avoid sex, with people of the opposite sex, for lots of varied reasons. And, uh, their sexual orientations or desires or personal views on sex are none of your goddamn business. So, if you don't simply take them at their word as to their motivations, and take the

I still love a lot of his music, but that Bill Cosby tweet forced me to take a break from giving a shit about anything else he does. I tried, now I’m tired, and I just can’t care about him.

I’m not sure either Kanye or Taylor need any help staying relevant and in the media though. They’re not like dwindling reality stars or anything.

And there are a dozen (probably many more) people in hip-hop doing much more interesting shit than he is. In a just world, Le1f would get at least 1/10 the attention Kanye does.

I can’t imagine, with Taylor’s highly manicured image, that she would green-light lyrics about him and her having sex. Not that I’m saying anyone might be OK with these lyrics (they’re so offensive to women in general) but I really can’t imagine a conversation like:

Yeah I’m Team Taylor on this one. Given the astronomical size of Kanye’s ego, I highly doubt he called Taylor Swift to “clear” anything with her before releasing it. That’s almost laughable in how unlikely it is. It’s also hilarious that he thinks he made her famous - exhibit 1,792 of his over-inflated ego.