Moxie Crimefighter comes pretty close, tho. Makes Dweezil and Moon Unit sound like David and Mary.

Right? Like, individually I have no real interest in them besides the fact that I was totally team Pacey in the 90s. Together, for some reason I just like them as a couple.

My friend’s wife had that same condition (or the one that’s one level worse? Very similar) last year. She was on bedrest in the hospital from 21 weeks pregnant, delivered the baby at 31 weeks, and had to have a complete hysterectomy + part of her bladder removed. Baby was in bad shape because she was such a preemie,…

I always liked that they seemed sort of like a weird match but so into each other.

Even when a pregnancy goes completely according to plan, it causes permanent and serious physical changes, and it’s not like a person just gets to walk around living normally for those 40 weeks. Pregnancy is serious shit that no one has the right to impose on anybody.

I mean, I’m sure they COULD do surrogacy or adoption, but “we might get a surrogate in a couple years if we still want another kid, right now our baby is literally a week old, give us some damn time,” isn’t clickbaity enough.

Exactly! When I was pregnant I HATED it when people would brush off my worries like, “Oh, women have been doing this for thousands of years.” Well, ya... and they’ve been dying for thousands of years too. How terrible if a woman was forced to carry an unwanted fetus/baby to birth, only to die in the process. UGH.

I read up this morning on the condition she got with both babies. Holy shit, that’s scary! Regardless of who she is, getting that is a frightening prospect. ‘Ye, get to getting with the snippin’.

I had no idea that dress gave birth to Google Image search! The more you know...

Umm, “BFFs Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer”? I’ll have you know that this site has already established their status as just “Really Good Fs,” until further notice, tyvm.

my bank account wants to be tripletsies with amy and jennifer’s bank accounts.

It happens so much.

SORORAL AFFECTION FTW.

I dig their friendship. It is weird and makes no sense. Kinda like my friendships.

I want them to wear matching outfits but only if they pick one of these two options:

Holy shit, I can feel Will’s discomfort coming off of him like heat waves.

False, I have a silk white jumpsuit and it is the best thing I own. I feel like a babe from Saturday Night Fever every time I wear it.

http://thewireless.co.nz/articles/the-p…

I became interested in penises in my late 20s too. I wasn’t religious or “saving myself” I just really liked books and doing my nerdy thing. I liked boys but in a way that didn’t involve actually touching them. It’s rare that you hear anyone say that but I bet it's more common than we think. I love her even more now!

I’m biracial and played football in high school. Obviously, this means I’m of low intellect. My senior year I told my guidance counselor/coach that I planned to apply to my state’s honors college, and needed some assistance with paperwork etc. He told me that maybe I should think about another school since I probably…