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I’ve had to lay into the boyfriend a few times for calling women “sluts.” The word has been ingrained in these men and they need to stop using that term and the like.

As a way of refusing to give gross media folks any headspace, Kim genuinely seems like a really great mom who is totally in love with her kid. She seems to have tough pregnancies, so that she's willing to go through it again tells you how into her kids she is. Yay for North.

Basically. I don’t devote brainspace to Kim’s Klan but when there’s slut shaming about, I go off. It’s no one’s business what one does in one’s bedroom. If you care so damn much, you have a problem.

I have zero love for Kim Kardashian but the slut stuff pisses me off so much. Pretty much every single person who hates on her for it watches porn. They just want the women in the movies(here it was one time with her boyfriend) they watch and enjoy to be shamed, unsuccessful and miserable their entire lives? Because,

It’s crazy because Chrissy Teigen was so open about her fertility struggles, do these people not think she’s invested in this baby?? “Took us years to conceive so now that we finally have I’m so, meh. Bring on the IQ-lowering processed foods and all da bluntz! Who cares what happens!”

Ugh, Kim posted an Instagram of North with bubbles on her face awhile back and there were soo many lewd comments. (I have no idea why I saw this post or read the comments..) But it was so disturbing.

OHHHKAY. That’s not what they meant and they know it. I’m sick of this shit. My husband called Kim a bimbo last night for no reason and I tore him several new ones. He had no defenses and finally recanted. We know nothing about celebrities’ true selves and need to stop tearing people im general down because we’re

The worst part of being pregnant is the unsolicited advice.

It sounds as if she repeatedly tried to help this man and his family when he was a child, but he dropped out of the two private schools for which she paid the tuition. That’s very different from his claim (funded and probably scripted by the National Enquirer) that she tried to adopt him and then abandoned him, so

Nothin’ like a good insinuation-of-two-year-old-performing-fellatio-like-her-slut-mom joke!

She's feeding a parasite with it.

You and me both. I don’t step in cat vomit on the regular, and it’s freaking me the fuck out.

I really like that Kim loves churros enough to necessitate a churro maker.

It’s nice to thank people for doing undesirable things, even if they’re expected to do them.

eh. Acknowledging what others do is a good practice. If my husband and I both clean the house, we both thank each other. not because it wasn’t expected, but because it is appreciated.

I'm sorry for the loss of your fuckface. (I also call my cat foul things. Because she doesn't speak English and sometimes she's a fuckface.)

This fills me with the feels...
As a recently crowned crazy cat lady I can only begin to understand what you and your heart are going through. I’m terribly sorry for your loss and my heart aches for you. Sending internet hugs and ear scratches (if you’re into that? I’m now used to relating to cats - hoomyns are new

My cat passed away on the 21st. :´(

My roommate, as I call her, has recently lost her vision. I have moments where I start to worry about how much longer she’ll be around and what that means. And then I snap myself out of it and remind myself that all that it means right now is that I can’t leave shit laying in the middle of the living room floor.

I’m sorry to hear about your cat. =( Losing an animal is so hard and I want to give you an internet hug.