I’m so sorry about your departed beloved asshole cat. Asshole cats are the best cats.

Awww, I’m so sorry to hear that you lost your old asshole cat. Mine just celebrated his 15th last month and I’m getting worried about how much longer he’ll be with me. I adopted him when he was 6 months old, so he’s like...grafted himself into my life, pretty much.

I’ll take 100 of these please.

My asshole cat is almost 16 and my husband calls him fuckface <3 <3 <3

That’s the darkest laffy taffy joke I’ve ever seen.

I think every result is cat lady.

That, and how she apparently doesn’t have an ass to grope. So, I’m glad they’re taking it seriously over there.

Two things: 1) Lol “Gawker Prime,” love it 2) The comments there are 90% terrible, always

The creeper totally misjudged the wisdom of naming her as a defendant in his lawsuit. Sue the station for wrongful termination? Fine, maybe they give you some money to go away. Sue Tay-Tay? She has more money than God and will happily spend a bazillion to tear you to shreds. So we knew he was gross and now we know…

Creepers have one million different stupid ways to creep.

I feel like the opposite of a twihard shipper where I am intensely emotionally invested in R Patz marrying and having and long and beautiful life with absolutely anybody but Kristen Stewart, so this news breaks my heart.

Over on Gawker Prime they posted the T-Swift story and at least 1/3 of the ungrayed comments were about her eye makeup. Glad to see they focused on the most important parts of that story.

My first thought was: she has three breasts? Long day.

Anthony Mackie can host

That was creepy. I find the video stoppers too annoying (they tend to make it harder to watch videos I actually intentionally want to watch), so for this E! video I just did an element block with my adblocker.

Wait... can you actually use fake names to file?

Women these days just can’t take a compliment!

Stop.digging.

LOL Redheads have some of the creepiest stans, second only to Asians.