ASmallTurnip
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ASmallTurnip

No. It’s just a long weekend. I typically forget about it until articles about Columbus being an asshole start popping up and then I’m like “awesome, three-day weekend.” And at least in my city, there’s never any kind of celebration or events that go on.

Hey! Columbus may have had his flaws, but if he hadn’t played his part in exterminating an entire continent’s worth of people, we might not have the wonderful luxuries we do today.

Silly Americans. It’s Thanksgiving.

St. Paul, Minnesota

In middle school I went to girl scout camp and we had to choose camps names. All the other girls were “sunflower” and “sunshine” but I chose “Lil’ Bow Wow” and insisted on the “Lil’” vs. “Little” part lol...my best friend was “Lil’ Romeo” we don’t talk anymore but those were good times.

One time I tried eating Egg Beaters™ and I wanted to cry.

it’s Dirt Bag, not an entire article on lupus. snippets of info.

I think it was Kathleen Turner that said something along the lines, “that Hollywood would rather work with you if you have addiction issues, and not so much health.” Or something like that. She said it years ago.

Don’t toss them!! Think of all the creme brulees you just threw into the trash!!

I feel for Selena so much! My younger sister has lupus and it took a year and a half just for them to diagnose her and to get her on the right meds. It debilitating and at first she didn’t like to talk about it so I can understand Selena not telling the world when she was going through that and then they spread rumors

She is the nicest goddamn human being. No joke. Which is why her dating Beiber had us all like:

I just came here to say that Lupus is the fucking worst and I have always thought Selena Gomez was a pretty cool celebrity. Like besides falling in love with a taint (I mean who among us has not?) she hasn’t seemed like she has done much in the way of bad choices. Like why would people even jump to the rehab thing?

It’s not the job of this feature to educate readers about lupus—especially when Ms. Gomez doesn’t speak about it at length in what Billboard has released of the interview. She moves from lupus to her new album, so I moved from lupus to Bow Wow.

I had a boyfriend who liked choco chip cookies without the chips. I used to put almond extract in to make them more interesting. I named them 'Grandpa No-Funs'

There is always one more article.

I thought that was the best part of the quote. I love when people are all aggressive and, “I’m fucking NICE! OK?!” But I totally feel her on the frustration.

Poor Selena. It’s true though. She does seem like the nicest fucking person.

Selena’s not wrong, we are a bunch of assholes.

This is the problem, the rhetoric feeds the section of society who don’t look outside their own views. The rhetoric from politicians is very similar to that of some very dangerous nationalist governments in the past (and some currently).

Fuck off.