I can’t tell you how pleased I am that the Environmental Working Group is mentioned nowhere in this article.

I’m just upset they left that part out of Hamilton.

Suddenly this scene has no meaning for me anymore.

I LOVE SWINGER STOCK PHOTOS, that is all

That’s disappointingly anti-climactic.

I can say this, because she publicly admitted it, but I went to rehab with Liza Minnelli and you will never meet a sweeter lady. I mean shes batshit crazy, but sweet as fuck.

I’ve read conflicting reports on this - yes he was not there, yes, the groom is not a Scientologist, but apparently it was a Scientology ceremony.

He attended, the report was mistaken. People just weren’t sure because he had to come back from China.

Did we ever determine how she did this hair? Because her before hair looked like mine, and I don’t see how this is possible without high level dark magic.

Agreed. Back before people knew how crazy Scientology is, Nicole used to get a lot of criticism for “abandoning” her children. That must have hurt.

Oh Rihanna...please stick to what other people think you do best.

Class act is an understatement. The only thing I heard her say about Cruise that was even vaguely insulting was when Letterman asked her if there was an upside to the divorce. Her reply: “I can wear heels again.”

If Tony Ortega and Going Clear are to be believed, the Church told their kids that Nicole is a “suppressive person” - basically someone who is the enemy of the church and they have to be more or less cut off. So Cruise and the Church poisoned the kids against her. From interviews and gossip tidbits and such, it sounds…

I feel so fucking bad for Nicole Kidman. I cannot even imagine the pain she must have felt losing her children to a cult. She was smart enough to get herself out, but it looks like it was too late for her kids and that is so fucking tragic. I’m sure the bullshit propaganda that Scientology spins about her is heinous.…

Yeah, she’s truly a class act. When I think back to some of those quotes from the interview cited in yesterday’s DirtBag, it makes it seem like she’s quite the bastion of calm and forgiveness. She said some things that made it sound like she was in a pretty dark place for a while, undoubtedly due to all the crap that…

It’s worse. Scientologists, like Jehovah’s Witnesses, are told to cut off people who are not part of their faith, especially former members who have left. It’s not just an abuse, here and there, but an active and consistent part of their doctrine.

Well of course Nicole Kidman didn’t know about her daughter’s wedding. Nicole was labeled a ‘suppressive person’ and the kids and Tom cut off contact. I don’t think there’s been any kind of relationship for years, as the kids were brought up into Scientology.

It always sounds like some sort of mossy artisanal sandwich topper, to me. “Would you like some spouse on your wrap?”

Nicole Kidman is so classy about the whole thing, but that must have been painful for her as a mother to find out her daughter was married and she wasn’t invited or given a heads up. Is Scientology like Mormon temples where you can’t enter if you don’t believe or is Nicole Kidman not welcome to any Scientology…

Ugh, fuck scientology. Seriously. I’m glad Kidman got away from it but shit like this must be just devastating.