APiece0fMaria
APiece0fMaria
APiece0fMaria

No. This color is lame and it looks gross on me. Even if I liked it, I wouldn't be getting all "WOO HOO YEAH FUCKING ORCHID, MAN" because I got all excited about emerald last year and...nothin'. Straight-up fuck-all. This top is neat, does it come in emerald green? No. Can I find some awesome bright emerald green

*raises a glass* hello fellow INFJs! Always lovely to see one, I was hoping a few of us would come out.

Boo. I'm an INFJ who would choose Pinot Noir over Cabernet any day.

THANK. YOU. I was trying to explain to my friend yesterday that when I hear his singles (not even looking at the music video), I have pretty much the same reaction: I can see why the composition is catchy, but the lyrics are lackluster ("Treasure" is a cute bouncy song but the lyrics aren't innovative) OR lean towards

You'd rather the bugs stay on? Barbarian.

Now playing

Just in case anyone was ACTUALLY wondering.

Yeah, nothing sexier than a couple of 400lb primates making sweet, rutting love. It's the hair that does it for me. And the big knuckles. The big hairy, sexy knuckles.

I initially didn't know what the lyrics were to this song, then I googled it. C'mon people, "make love like gorillas" I'm just like, really, no other metaphor could have been used? I'm not saying make it dainty, but I think my AP English high school self could have come up with something a leeeeeeeeeeeettle bit better

This song honestly skeeves me out when I hear it.

Word Menlo rules

The only theatre worth going to!

Viva the Alamo Drafthouse! (And viva Austin!)

I didn't know this was a chain until right now! I thought it was only in Austin.

God, I love love love her character on New Girl. I want to trade Schmidt for her. I want her and CeCe to fall in love and live awesomely ever after.

I agree, they should have cast an unknown or semi unknown like Pike. She share's Kelly and Kidman's Ice Queen demeanor but Pike also has a genuine like ability that Kidman lacks.

Rosamund Pike would have been perfect. She really looks the part, as well as having some acting mettle.

The first time I saw Rosamund in An Education I thought, "Damn that gal is so Grace Kelly."
But yaaaay at least she's in Gone Girl!

I could see that, actually.