I am a motorcycle rider and I am in Camp RR. Here's why:

Especially in front!

I really don't get fan violence. I love my teams as much as the next fan but I'm not coming to blows over the outcome of a game or because some drunk idiot wants to trash talk me. It's just stupid and another reason why I usually watch games from the comfort of my own home and not a stadium or a bar. Like everyone…

Gun owner, deer hunter here. Fuck this puke and any other of the "great white hunter" crowd that like jetting off to Africa to kill something like this.

Damn, that's too bad. When I heard a Lions player was injured after failing to catch something, I'd naturally assumed it was Brandon Pettigrew.

Let's not forget Cutler trying to outshine Christian Ponder.

Aren't the Steelers' younger players in their mid-40s at this point?

Author doesn't remember people saying Hagler was robbed? He must have turned off his tv, stopped reading news papers and avoided magazine stands for the next year.

I know, right?

Wait, they let girls watch football now?

"1st Round Glory Boy might have been in 6th grade, but hardworking UDFA Seahawks WR Doug Baldwin was ALREADY IN EIGHTH GRADE. While Griffin was skirting by on his talents, Baldwin was clearly more experienced, staying after school to attend extra tutoring sessions. The work clearly paid off when Baldwin played a key…

I'm glad that now, we can all share in knowing just how great you are. Thanks for posting.

I concussion truther!

Hmm. Not enough denigration of the team's fans or surrounding area. I'll have to pass.

Don't tell thin women to eat a cheeseburger. Don't tell fat women to put down the fork. Don't tell underweight men to bulk up. Don't tell women with facial hair to wax, don't tell uncircumcised men they're gross, don't tell muscular women to go easy on the dead-lift, don't tell dark-skinned women to bleach their…

Can we at least admit that women who wear bedazzled or pink jerseys are definitely confused?

Dexter McCluster's WR/RB fantasy status on Yahoo nearly drove me to the brink of insanity, holding a roster spot for him in the hopes that he would be the second coming of WR/TE Marques Colston. "I could play him ANYWHERE!" I told myself. Instead it was like Kramer and Newman attempting to drive a truck of empty…

Man, that guy made a complete ass himself on national TV, and in that sweet new replica Little League jersey too.

When did purple and orange ever go together? Outside of when Prince worked with Sheena Easton, that is?

Wow. That guy in the bottom right has a Limas Sweed jersey on. Irrefutable proof that this is definitely a UT party.