So ....you're complaining that the car is outlandish and makes no sense in a world where literary characters from the ages get together to fight martians? Follow up question: How's is it being a twat?

there are two types of people in the world, those who need closure

Get pulled over by the same cop, same speed trap, same excessive speed, same week and get the greeting of, "Do you even CARE!"

Get caught giving road head.

The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!

Where did you get that exterior, the toilet store?

"Oh my god you ruined the handling oh my god I need handling because I handle all day everyday. I handle to the grocery store, I handle to work and back, sometimes I even handle for fun! Handling handling handling handling handling speed bumps impractical handling handling handling handling."

As car guys, we love the sounds of pure engine exhaust - the orchestra of the engine firing all it's cylinders under full power is something to which we adore fondly.

I dunno about dead...

I'm a Southerner and my family has lived in the same rural area for over 200 years. If there is a symbol to show the pride of being Southern, the confederate flag isn't one of them. Plain and simple. You want to show pride? Feed people who aren't from the South BBQ, have them listen to bluegrass, blues, or country,…

My first car was a 2006 CTS, the guy who sold it to me, Phil Carrington, was the hands down best sales person I have ever come across. Whether it is a car salesman, or the retail kid at the mall.

Your name is extremely relevant to Porsche's thinking here.

1994 called. It wants my idea back.

I don't know how it is set up but I'm willing to bet the window has a sticker that says Hummer recovery team.

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"Toddler pooped in diaper, charged with vandalism and public indecency."

Winter tires stop you in a much shorter distance. That's a fact, like it or not.

I wish there was a "turd" option next to the star, because this post is shit.

Funny I hate the color. THIS I love though: