Not the ice cream!! :(

I'm assuming you'll want to give your friends rides....

I'm assuming you'll want to give your friends rides....

If only you posted this 12 hours ago.... My family was making the trip from Hershey Park to Philly, around 2 hours. I stopped to pee twice. Neither in a bathroom. I had to hold my dick at a 45 degree angle to the right just so the wind from all the truckers driving by at 80 MPH wouldn't cause me to splash myself/the…

Our mothers think alike.

A family friend of mine is a cop, I sat in his Tahoe once and it was a total shithole so I can second the whole it's not a regular consumer grade car. It makes the base model seem Premium.

Haha don't worry if I wasn't joking I would've ended myself long ago. But I mean it IS the special Luxury edition....

No comment.

If your piss is that color, do us all a favor and see a doctor/drink some fluids.

Estoril has been back. That's why I'm giving Phoenix yellow a pass and the folks over on bimmerpost seem to like the color

And then the women filming crashed her car, and was caught on Vine by another driver who later crashed his car after tagging said women in his Vine.

Actually I'm listening to this thought my headphones provided by Apple.... But nice try buddy.

This is horrible. It makes me sad just to read this.

He is a real doctor. A cardiac surgeon actually.
His daytime TV show just gives health advice to all the housewives that have nothing to do and want to lose a few pounds.

The horse knows until it suddenly has an "accident" and has to be put down.

Hmmm... Brodozer. That's a new one. I love it.

The Model S is only safe because they always run outta juice before colliding with the other car! Bada da!

Wait, this is just a Rebadged Ford/Mazda??

Wait a second.. You're telling me a town in Texas doesn't like having a large Playboy sign??

If I had gold insulation on my engine... I'd probably pop my hood in front of said Costco while being double parked just to show all those trophy wife's in their suburbans that their husbands DON'T love them.