My biggest pet peeve question so far lies in my decision to not have an engagement ring. I’ve never been fond of jewelry, and why should my guy spend $$$ on me or even just $ on me for a ring that I don’t even want to be wearing, after explaining “where my engagement ring is” to people they follow up with a “Why even…

I hate that I actually clicked on this. Events unfolded as follows :
“Omg she finally talked?!” *clicks*
“Waaait a minute...”
“Damn you, Bobby !!” *shakes fist at sky*

To play devils advocate here:

If you look up ‘basic bitch’ in the urban dictionary, this is the picture. Her Uggs are probably on the floor.

I think he’s wrong. The lesson is, don’t be a dumbass. If Pitt or Leo were doing dumbass things, TMZ would be all over it.

Dear celebrity moms,

I didn’t even see boobs, I just saw the most incredible bathroom counter that I fucking covet. It’s like crystal and glows from within? It looks like it’s from the Stevie Nicks White Witch collection for Kohler.

I’ve never understood the whole “unpaid intern” thing. People work for you, you pay them. This crap about gaining experience is what people who are paid get every day too.

How are these women now? They look older than my 40-year-old hag face. Dang.

Those shoes are terrrrrible. Sorry, Jane.

Do eet!! I hope it turns into a life-long thing! *imagines doing this on her graduation day and now I'm crying at work*

Alex Aiono toured with R5 (who dey?) is a multi-instrumentalist (is that what the kids call it nowadays?) and would never fingerbang you in your bedroom when you’re supposed to be studying and the door’s open because your mom and dad trust you but don’t trust him but they will learn to, by god, you’ll show them he’s…

Per Morgan: “Here is a screencap of video surveillance of the witches before the murder, planning this fiendish crime.”

THEN WHAT DO WE CALL SETH ROGEN’S HAIR?

I’m basically Gollum when it comes to sunlight and I never realized how much I trust sunscreens to just...work. After a recent pay raise, I decided I can now afford to buy the good stuff (coola, supergoop). Most people buy a jazzy new car or take a vacation I’m buying spf 50.

I’m not insulted in the least but it’s a dick move considering U2 probably flew her out, free tickets, a hotel, etc.

This is why I never save Bono.

Kind of insufferable? Just kind of?

The issue of royalties is what pisses me off — all of the other actors might need the money coming in. Not to say that I think the shows should be back on the air, but if I was those other folks, I’d be pissed that Cosby fucked up my future earnings by being a rapist.

This makes me SO ANGRY. What with the the plugging in and the phone ringing and all this business. When you enter a theater, you are signing a social contract. That contract says you sit there and be quiet and in exchange you are entertained.