Your Grandma sounds awesome.

Needs more Max.

Caramel apples are delicious so you shut your mouth.

I am really alarmed at how few doctors really understand what false positives and negatives mean, how often they happen, and how to interpret results to patients. (IE saying "your baby has X" is not the way to phrase it. "The test indicates a high probability that your baby has Y" is more accurate, albeit harder to…

I refused testing both times, having heard of 2 friends/family getting false positives (all kids born healthy and are still doing great, one about to graduate from college with a crazy high GPA, by the way). I'm sure those tests have their place, but the anxiety my sister-in-law and girlfriend went through made me…

Has anyone noticed that Kate Middleton hasn't taken off her coat while in NYC? Not at the basketball game, dinner, or at the school she visited. It's like when you visit a dirty home and leave your coat on because it somehow makes you feel better...

LOOK AT THAT ASSHOLE FROM TEXAS

volunteering with under-privileged children? Babysitting nieces and nephews? Rescuing kids from a raging river?

Class? You're criticizing two smart young ladies, while there's a 16 year old teenage mom who happened to be the daughter of someone who could have been our vice president? I'm speechless

You have it wrong. Obamas respect the title they hold. YOU have no respect for them, Blondie.

My experience with Europeans and our horrifically unhealthy guilty pleasures like those cheddar biscuits is that it's like tempting Adam and Eve with the forbidden fruit.

no. guns suck.

Guns suck. period.

Depends on if this is the last straw in a regular habit of drunken incidents (more likely) or she's LITERALLY dumping him for doing it once (what the tabloids make it sound like). The former is completely understandable, the latter is pretty cold.

Johnny Depp hasn't actually been married to anyone since 1985 so actually he has been 'living in sin' (as you so delightfully put it) with his various partners since then.

Thank you for this. People always tear me apart when I say even the slightest negative thing about her. Apparently the Amber Heard fandom is real.

Amber couldn't believe he had made such a fool out of himself,"a source said in the Dec. 1st edition of Star Magazine, according to several websites. "This reflects really badly on her, and she's not happy about it

The sugar packet story is like how I regard people who dump sriracha over everything. Like, first, you didn't even taste it, and second, why the fuck are you putting sriracha on curry? and toast? and corn on the cob? and ICE CREAM??? what is wrong with you people??

Agreed! In fact, haven't plenty of women said, "If men could get pregnant, then we'd have [easier access to birth control], [easier access to abortions], [better maternity leave], [better breast feeding accommodations]." I'm a little grossed out by the sexualization of pregnancy, but I understand why some men are…

I don't have anything to add to this. Except that I think there should be a comment here that isn't reacting negatively to it. I'm like "hmmm. Interesting. I had no idea this was out there, though I guess it makes sense it should exist."